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What quotes best describes YOU.

Name / Username

Your quote when you start panicking: "This is still just the culture shock. You wait till I've settled down into the situation and found my bearings. Then I'll start panicking."

Your best pickup line: You must have a mirror in your pants, 'cause I see myself in them.

The slangish thing you say most: Dude.

What you want to do now: Take the quiz again so you get better answers.

This fun quiz by ronrocks92 - Taken 5 Times.

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Actually, Roger said that pickup line right after I took the quiz. Guess what we did afterward?

What's wrong with the both of us.

Name/username:

Favorite color:

Nickname:

Age you

How tall you are:

Do you like penguins?

What quote (of mine) should be our catchphrase: Want to hear something really grody?

What language we both speak: Something technical sounding, so people think we're geniuses.

What personality quirk we share: We dislike anything in "fashion", unless we liked it before.

What we should do: Learn karate, so we can impress people.

How compatible we are: - 3%

What one thing people hate about us most: We don't know when to shut up.

This QuickKwiz by ronrocks92 - Taken 4 Times.

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Ooh, I like it when people think I'm a genius.

All About You!

Name / Username

Your catchphrase is Yummy.

You are Stupid.

Your ideal occupation would be A dancer.

You colour is Purple.

You speak German.

Someday you will Kiss a dog.

This QuickKwiz by ronrocks92 - Taken 3 Times.

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Yeah, I don't kiss dogs.

What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?

Name:

Age:

Sex:

Sexuality:

Flirting Skill Level - 19%

Kissing Skill Level - 50%

Cudding Skill Level - 10%

Sex Skill Level - 88%

Why They Love You You have a way with words.

Why They Hate You You bite.

This fun quiz by lady_wintermoon - Taken 1646457 Times.

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-asks Roger- Do I bite? (Roger: Yes, but in a good way. A very good way.)

Harry Potter M.A.S.H.

Name / Username

Married too... Persy

You Live Together in... the Shrieking Shack

Your Gringotts Vault is... half-empty

Together you have... 2 kids

Together you have a pet: pigeon

You have a job as a Professor at Hogwarts

This QuickKwiz by MissMaryPotter - Taken 16858 Times.

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I'm pretty sure "Persy" is Roger. Do you think we'll have two kids? (Roger: You know what you do to get kids?) Living with you, how could I not? (Roger: If we get to do that, I think we'll have more than two kids.) Sounds promising.

Which KND guy falls in love with you?

Name / UserName

Age

Who: Numbuh One

When... ...he sees you in a mission

How he tells you: He seduces you with his accent and clothes.

What do you do then: Laugh.

This cool quiz by Natty-chan - Taken 3279 Times.

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Right.

Insanity Quiz

Username

Age

How crazy do you think you are?

How crazy are you really? - 28%

Likelihood of being tackled and stuck in a straitjacket? (8) - My reply is no. - (8)

Money bet on you being nutso? $7.13

This QuickKwiz by angeltigress2003 - Taken 1726 Times.

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(Roger: You're wild in bed, if that's any consolation.)

How Slutty Are You?

Name

Age

Favorite Movie

Lucky Number

Number of people you will sleep with in your lifetime 1

Slut - O - Meter - 54%

This quiz by NewEnglishMutt - Taken 482 Times.

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(Roger: I'm the only one you'll ever sleep with?) Yeah. Depressing, isn't it? (Roger: -smacks me playfully-)

Harry Potter Love MAtch

Name

DOB

Favourite Color

Your House Is.... Slytherin

You Will Date.... Draco Malfoy

He Will Take You To.... The Common room (he is way to cheap!)

He Will Kiss you on your... 1st date (he likes to go fast)

He will call you again..... NEVER SO GET OVER IT HE HATED YOU!!!

The Date was overall.... Perfect

This cool quiz by w00tgrl07 - Taken 694 Times.

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I'm pretty sure that was the most contradictory quiz I've ever taken.

Where will you be?

Full Name

Age

In 5 years you will be pregnant

In 10 years you will be a mother of 14

In 20 years you will be retired

This cool quiz by omg - Taken 5787 Times.

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(Roger: Told you we'd have more than 2 kids.) But...14...? (Roger: That means sex....a whole lot of sex...) Stop drooling on the keyboard, Roger.

How good of a pirate are you?

Name

Age

Pirate Name

Favorite Weapon

Favorite Drink

How dirty of a fighter are ye?

You will be the most feared of all!! - 83%

You will die of mutiny within a week! - 28%

Rate at which landlubbers pee themselves at the sound of your name - 54%

End up drunk with power and end up poor on the streets - 52%

How crafty you are with pillaging - 0%

This cool quiz by FUNKSPICE - Taken 130 Times.

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(Roger: You don't fight, you make love?) Seriously, Roger, stop drooling!

Your day at DisneyLand!!

Name

UserName

Favorite Color

Favorite Food

DOB

Nickname

People who think you are sexy: - 43%

How many stalkers you will have: 41

How much you will be offered for sex: $44.59

Creepy old guys will follow you around: FALSE

You will be felt up in FantasyLand TRUE

You will make out in AdventureLand: FALSE

This QuickKwiz by Starlet448 - Taken 1215 Times.

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(Roger: Sorry I couldn't offer more; I didn't have my credit card with me.)

Which Delicious Man of Fiction Would You Bed?

Name

DOB

Favourite Color

Your Man Is.... Edward Scissorhands...mmm...leather

You Will Wake Up... Completely satisfied

Surprise! Nine months later, expect a little hellion...might we suggest reform school?

This quiz by Krykiet - Taken 32965 Times.

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(Roger: No!!!)

How horny are you?

Name

Age

Gender

Favorite Color

Number of sexy dreams you\ 340

You\ TRUE

Your hormones put you in a level of horniness all your own, show - 28%

This QuickKwiz by cutelilangelx - Taken 38443 Times.

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Yep, sounds like you, Roger. (Roger: Yep. -grins-)

what color are you?

Name / Username

your color is orange- spicey, bold, hungry

This QuickKwiz by farsidefemale - Taken 1601 Times.

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(Roger: Know what I'm hungry for?) -rolls eyes- Sex? (Roger: -innocently- No, tacos. Why would you think sex?)

what sex position are you?

Full Name

Age

your sex is ? rough

you like sex.... long and romantic

your position is.... missionary

This Quiz by smurfs_oh_yeah - Taken 42133 Times.

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(Roger: That's accurate.) Roger, you just grossed all the visitors out. (Roger: That's what I'm here for.)