What quotes best describes YOU.
Name / Username
Your quote when you start panicking:	"This is still just the culture shock. You wait till I've settled down into the situation and found my bearings. Then I'll start panicking."
Your best pickup line:	You must have a mirror in your pants, 'cause I see myself in them.
The slangish thing you say most:	Dude.
What you want to do now:	Take the quiz again so you get better answers.
This fun quiz by ronrocks92 - Taken 5 Times.

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Actually, Roger said that pickup line right after I took the quiz. Guess what we did afterward?

What's wrong with the both of us.
Name/username:
Favorite color:
Nickname:
Age you
How tall you are:
Do you like penguins?	YesNoSometimesRarelyUsually
What quote (of mine) should be our catchphrase:	Want to hear something really grody?
What language we both speak:	Something technical sounding, so people think we're geniuses.
What personality quirk we share:	We dislike anything in "fashion", unless we liked it before.
What we should do:	Learn karate, so we can impress people.
How compatible we are: - 3%
What one thing people hate about us most:	We don't know when to shut up.
This QuickKwiz by ronrocks92 - Taken 4 Times.

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Ooh, I like it when people think I'm a genius.

All About You!
Name / Username
Your catchphrase is	Yummy.
You are	Stupid.
Your ideal occupation would be	A dancer.
You colour is	Purple.
You speak	German.
Someday you will	Kiss a dog.
This QuickKwiz by ronrocks92 - Taken 3 Times.

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Yeah, I don't kiss dogs.

What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
Name:
Age:
Sex:	MaleFemale
Sexuality:	StraightGayBisexual
Flirting Skill Level - 19%
Kissing Skill Level - 50%
Cudding Skill Level - 10%
Sex Skill Level - 88%
Why They Love You	You have a way with words.
Why They Hate You	You bite.
This fun quiz by lady_wintermoon - Taken 1646457 Times.

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-asks Roger- Do I bite? (Roger: Yes, but in a good way. A very good way.)

Harry Potter M.A.S.H.
Name / Username
Married too...	Persy
You Live Together in...	the Shrieking Shack
Your Gringotts Vault is...	half-empty
Together you have...	2 kids
Together you have a pet:	pigeon
You have a job as a	Professor at Hogwarts
This QuickKwiz by MissMaryPotter - Taken 16858 Times.

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I'm pretty sure "Persy" is Roger. Do you think we'll have two kids? (Roger: You know what you do to get kids?) Living with you, how could I not? (Roger: If we get to do that, I think we'll have more than two kids.) Sounds promising.

Which KND guy falls in love with you?
Name / UserName
Age
Who:	Numbuh One
When...	...he sees you in a mission
How he tells you:	He seduces you with his accent and clothes.
What do you do then:	Laugh.
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Right.

Insanity Quiz
Username
Age
How crazy do you think you are?	Pretty saneWild!TOTALLY INSANE!I AM TEH LIZARD QUEEN!THE MONKEYS STOLE MY UNDERWEAR!
How crazy are you really? - 28%
Likelihood of being tackled and stuck in a straitjacket?	(8) - My reply is no. - (8)
Money bet on you being nutso?	$7.13
This QuickKwiz by angeltigress2003 - Taken 1726 Times.

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(Roger: You're wild in bed, if that's any consolation.)

How Slutty Are You?
Name
Age
Favorite Movie
Lucky Number
Number of people you will sleep with in your lifetime	1
Slut - O - Meter - 54%
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(Roger: I'm the only one you'll ever sleep with?) Yeah. Depressing, isn't it? (Roger: -smacks me playfully-)

Harry Potter Love MAtch
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
Your House Is....	Slytherin
You Will Date....	Draco Malfoy
He Will Take You To....	The Common room (he is way to cheap!)
He Will Kiss you on your...	1st date (he likes to go fast)
He will call you again.....	NEVER SO GET OVER IT HE HATED YOU!!!
The Date was overall....	Perfect
This cool quiz by w00tgrl07 - Taken 694 Times.

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I'm pretty sure that was the most contradictory quiz I've ever taken.

Where will you be?
Full Name
Age
In 5 years you will be	pregnant
In 10 years you will be	a mother of 14
In 20 years you will be	retired
This cool quiz by omg - Taken 5787 Times.

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(Roger: Told you we'd have more than 2 kids.) But...14...? (Roger: That means sex....a whole lot of sex...) Stop drooling on the keyboard, Roger.

How good of a pirate are you?
Name
Age
Pirate Name	BlackbeardSparrowBluefishHookHonkySpikeGhostSea BatSea HagSeaSea!Dead MeatLone SharkWhale SmasherSteveGuppyClambakeElvisRipperDeath's Bitch
Favorite Weapon	DaggerAxeBroad swordShort swordLong swordThrowing knivesFIRE!FIRE!FIRE!PistolRifleDynamiteThose big friggin clubsArrr! Whatever I take from ye corpses!Arr! Me bare hands is all I needs!My boot up yer ass matey!
Favorite Drink	RUM!BeerWineVodkaSakeWine coolers(arr ya pansy)Mixed drinksArr I'll drink fuel if need be!WaterMoonshine
How dirty of a fighter are ye?	I tend to fight fairIf they fight dirty I fight dirtyThey dont call me Dirt McGirt for nuttin!I'm a pacifist pirateI know kung fuI dont fight,I make love,ohhh baby
You will be the most feared of all!! - 83%
You will die of mutiny within a week! - 28%
Rate at which landlubbers pee themselves at the sound of your name - 54%
End up drunk with power and end up poor on the streets - 52%
How crafty you are with pillaging - 0%
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(Roger: You don't fight, you make love?) Seriously, Roger, stop drooling!

Your day at DisneyLand!!
Name
UserName
Favorite Color	GreenBlueOrangePurplePinkRedYellowBrownBlackWhite
Favorite Food
DOB
Nickname
People who think you are sexy: - 43%
How many stalkers you will have:	41
How much you will be offered for sex:	$44.59
Creepy old guys will follow you around:	FALSE
You will be felt up in FantasyLand	TRUE
You will make out in AdventureLand:	FALSE
This QuickKwiz by Starlet448 - Taken 1215 Times.

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(Roger: Sorry I couldn't offer more; I didn't have my credit card with me.)

Which Delicious Man of Fiction Would You Bed?
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
Your Man Is....	Edward Scissorhands...mmm...leather
You Will Wake Up...	Completely satisfied
Surprise!	Nine months later, expect a little hellion...might we suggest reform school?
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(Roger: No!!!)

How horny are you?
Name
Age
Gender
Favorite Color	blackwhitesilvergoldyelloworangeredpurplebluegreen
Number of sexy dreams you\	340
You\	TRUE
Your hormones put you in a level of horniness all your own, show - 28%
This QuickKwiz by cutelilangelx - Taken 38443 Times.

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Yep, sounds like you, Roger. (Roger: Yep. -grins-)

what color are you?
Name / Username
your color is	orange- spicey, bold, hungry
This QuickKwiz by farsidefemale - Taken 1601 Times.

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(Roger: Know what I'm hungry for?) -rolls eyes- Sex? (Roger: -innocently- No, tacos. Why would you think sex?)

what sex position are you?
Full Name
Age
your sex is ?	rough
you like sex....	long and romantic
your position is....	missionary
This Quiz by smurfs_oh_yeah - Taken 42133 Times.

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(Roger: That's accurate.) Roger, you just grossed all the visitors out. (Roger: That's what I'm here for.)

How good are you at pleasing others
Name
Age
Sex	MaleFemale
Pleasure skill - 75%
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We had a pleasing time last night, didn't we? (Roger: Good God...it was "awesome". Can we do it again?)