News:
February 21, 2005
(Atom: Like, yeah...)
(Roger: Gah! When did you get here?)
(Atom: Um...the front door was open.)
(Roger: Not fair! The lock's broken!)
(Atom: All's fair in love and war.)
Atom...
(Atom: What?)
Don't say love... I know you love Roger, but he's mine!
(Roger: Now, now girls...don't have a catfight... Oh, what the heck. Get in your bikini's and let's have
a mudfight! YEAH!)
-Atom and Klug stare at him-
(Roger: ....or we could have a threesome.)
-The others hurriedly grab bikinis-
(Roger: Blast...that almost worked...)
Roger, you're supposed to take care of me....the woman who's carrying your unborn child.
(Roger: Meh.)
(Atom: It's getting awkward now.)
(Roger: -tries to weird Atom out more- Angela, let's go have sex!)
I'm game.
(Atom: -leaves quickly-)
Wait...aren't we supposed to show the news?
(Roger: -whines- Can't they wait?)
-answers by taking off her shirt-
LATER
Ok, as you may have guessed from the above conversation (FYI: This actually happens as I'm typing.), I'm
preggers.
(Roger: And you still look, as I believe some say, hot. -growls-)
Down, boy.
(Roger: Fine...)
We just did it!
(Roger: Yeah, we did. It was excellent, by the way.)
Oh, yeah. -curses- I have college homework! I'll be back later!
February 23, 2005
No, we're not.
(Roger: Yes, we are.)
No, we're not.
(Roger: Yes, we are.)
No.
(Roger: Yes.)
(Atom: No! Yes!)
(Roger: Stop taking advantage of the broken lock, Atom!)
(Atom: What are you guys even arguing about?)
Whether we should find out the baby's gender, or not.
(Roger: Did you not say "baby's sex" on purpose?)
Yeah, I didn't want you to get all horny.
(Atom: Please, guys...ew. Anyway, I agree with Klug!)
Two against one. We win.
(Roger: Meh, I say, meh!)
Okay...
(Atom: What do you want he or she to be?)
Girl.
(Roger: Girl.)
(Atom: Ok, cool. Do I get to be her godmother?)
...sure...
(Roger: Oh, come on, Klug...why?)
(Atom: Too late! She already said yes!)
No, scratch that! Blame...the pregnancy hormones for that outburst!
(Roger: Always works.)
-smacks him upside the head-
(Atom: -sings- I am her godmother! Yay yay yay yay yay!)
(Roger: What about names?)
For girls...Angela?
(Roger: Nah, Angela would want to be her godmother then, and if Angela were her godmother, she'd be screwed.)
Yeah... Amy?
(Atom: No, Angela has a friend named Amy.)
She does?
(Atom: Yeah, sucks, huh?)
(Roger: Did you just say "sucks"?)
(Atom: Uh, yeah. 12-year old moment there.)
Apparently. Anyway, what about Cassandra?
(Roger: You're out of the "A" names?)
Yeah.
(Roger: I like Cassandra. What does it mean, though?)
(Atom: -looks it up- "Possibly 'shining upon man'..." What does that mean?)
(Roger: I don't know, but it sounds like someone who wants to have sex.)
Roger, I swear, if you tell her about sex, and how great it is, I will kill you.
(Roger: But-but...)
-glares-
(Roger: -mutters about pregnancy hormones again-)
(Atom: -runs away-)
-beats Roger up-
Anyway...Atom, do you like the name Jane?
(Atom: Not really. How about...Sarah?)
No good. It means "lady" or "princess". I don't want my girl to grow up to be...a prissy, snobbish, cutesy
girl.
(Roger: -groggily- Yeah...)
Are you okay?
(Roger: -nods- Sorry.)
-rolls eyes- Never do it again.
(Roger: I'll definitely...remember.)
Good, now let's take a break and have sex.
(Roger: -perkily- Ok! Sure!)
(Atom: I'll, um, see you guys later...)